A revenue officer called at a mountain cabin and found no one there but a boy. The following conversation ensued:
“Where’s your father?”
“Pappy’s at the still.”
“Where’s your mother?”
“Maw’s at the still.”
“Where’s your brothers and sisters?”
“They’re at the still.”
“I’ll give you a dollar to take me to the still.”
“Gimme the dollar.”
“I’ll give it to you when I get back.”
“Mister, you ain’t coming back.”